How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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