...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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