that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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