nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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