summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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