Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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