Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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