Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Randomize
