3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Rumble strips road head = magical
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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