I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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