What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
tell me about the fingering
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