Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Banned from zoo.
Again?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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