Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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