Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
When did angry sex become our thing?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.