He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions