once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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