I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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