so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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