I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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