no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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