If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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