Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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