its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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