just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
