I love black thongs
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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