Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Watching her eat just hurts me
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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