Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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