no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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