all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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