No, you can still breathe under the balls.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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