i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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