i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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