Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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