we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen