Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?

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(614): View more from Ohio

There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw

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(618): View more from Illinois

It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.

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(917): View more from New York City

On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...

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(561): View more from Florida

I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.

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