And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
