I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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