There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He has the fingertips of a God
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