I think I just saw someone hide a body.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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