grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm both gender and math confused
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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