yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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