They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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