I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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