Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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