Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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