She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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