Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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