yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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