you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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