Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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