He is an equal opportunity slut.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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