I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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