everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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