Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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