great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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